Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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