Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
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