it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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