Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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