Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
id be glad to
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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