I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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