So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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