What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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