The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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