I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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