Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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