Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
