Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
ttyl tear gas
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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