i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
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today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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