hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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