i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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