i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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