we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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