You're so nebulous sometimes
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
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