I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you will always have a special place in my vag
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize
