friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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