So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
What drink are we having for lunch?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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