I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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