is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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