just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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