fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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