I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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