508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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