you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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