Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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