Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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