am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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