she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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