Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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