I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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