He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
