; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'm bleeding and have questions
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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