scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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