I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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