Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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