He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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