Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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