I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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