There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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