hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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