STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
