I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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