Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Just invented taco cereal.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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