It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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