Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Just pee around me
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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