whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Girls should come with a carfax report
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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