Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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