dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
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You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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