You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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